Kinky Armadillo

When a dwarf with no arms is getting hit from behind, and is curled into a ball

by Birdie Mangan July 25, 2025

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Armadillo Boner

When your penis starts to get erect and curls up and backward towards the lower stomach because a object is on top of the penis

"I got a armadillo boner because she was sitting on my lap", " I had to put groceries on my lap and it gave me an armadillo boner".

by Big Zarz August 21, 2025

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Jerking oneself off with the use of your arms legs and head.

My mate josh said he armadillos when he's lonely.

by Porgie August 30, 2025

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So basically if you say armadillo fastly multiple times it sounds like “im a dildo” which is kinda like the “say eye, spell map, say ness” thing

yo can you say armadillo fastly multiple times?
ok
armadillo armadillo im a dillo im a dildo

by jetburner2 October 14, 2025

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When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.

Man, I can’t believe Karen gave me a dirty armadillo after I fucked the shit out of her ass!

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