Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

1. The Best Game Ever. Period.
2. The best selling Playstation 2 game
3. A game by rockstar games

Five Years ago Carl Johnson escaped from the pressures of life in Los Santos, San Andreas, a city tearing itself apart with gang trouble, drugs, and corruption. where filmstars and millionaires do their best to avoid the dealers and gangbangers.

Now, it's the early 90's. Carl's got to go home. his mother has been murdered, his family has fallen apart, and his childhood friends are all heading toward disaster. on his return to the neighborhood, a couple of corrupt cops frame him for homicide. CJ is forced on a journey that takes him across the entire state of San Andreas, to save his family and take control of the streets.

www.rockstargames.com/sanandreas

1. mike: "Grand Theft Auto San Andreas is da best game ever!"
Ike: "Fo Shizzle my Nizzle."
mike: My car! My Fuckin' Car!

CJ (while carjacking someone): "i need that shit you drive." or "gimme that fuckin' vehicle"
CJ (after hitting another vehicle) : my car! my fuckin' car!" or : "you hit my shit!"
Big Smoke (while ordering from drive thru): "lemme get a numba 6 an' 2 numba 9s an' a numba 7 an' a number 45 and a large soda"

by cj876 March 13, 2011

Andres

Andres is the guy that every girl would want to date but he chooses the one with a personality he doesn’t care what you look like (well maybe a little bit) he is very athletic and he plays soccer he is very good at it. He is kind and generous and damn does he look good! He can speak Spanish fluently and he’s from Ecuador. He is a little bit dirty minded but I don’t mind. I love him so much he doesn’t even know.

Fred:look at that Andres kid play soccer
Bri: I know he looks hella good

by Anyemojifreak August 29, 2018

Andres Juan

Hot guy with dreamy eyes he is from a Latin country or from new york the best city ever. He seemed weird in elementary, normal in middle school but in high school the hottest boy in the school. He has dreamy eyes, six-pack abs, textbook biceps and the whitest teeth ever. He is super clean and a great athlete. He is very fast in sports. He has slick brown or black hair.

Jennifer: OMG did you see that hot guy!
Nadia: YEAH!, he is so hot!
Jennifer: He reminds me of my ex Andres Juan

by NEW.YORK.KNICKS.FAN55874 May 11, 2020

toss andrews

Phrasal Verb. The spam or undesired data (music, pictures, etc.) sent from one Zune device to another anonymously.

"I hate when people start tossing andrews at my device"
"Do every jackass has to toss andrews at my device with their favourite bands?! Geez!"

by Z Master October 24, 2006

Archie Andrews

The main character for Archie Comics and is a series regular in the CW's Riverdale hit TV show. Andrews is known as a fuckboi and has kissed 4 different girls in a single season. Played by KJ Apa, one of the participants of the Daddy Wars.

I think Archie Andrews is smashing our math teacher next door.

by riverdalehottie October 22, 2017

San Andreas

Best Grand Theft Auto game EVER. Makes 3 and Vice City look like pansies.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is the best game on Earth!

by TeHbEsT August 4, 2005

San Andreas Fault Line

The San Andreas Fault Line is a sexual maneuver where a male spreads his partner's buttcheeks and proceeds to defecate in his partner's spread buttcrack. Once he has finished, he then presses his partners's buttcheeks together. He then proceeds to shake his partner's butt in any way he can, which can include but is not limited to shaking or slapping. While he is doing this, he is screaming "EARTHQUAKE". After he is finished, he calculates how much feces escaped the buttcrack during the earthquake and gives it a rating on the Richter Scale.

"When my girlfriend said we should go to California to see the San Andreas Fault Line, I didn't expect an earthquake THAT big."

by MuhProphecy January 26, 2014