Being hit up for a charity donation at a store checkout register. Stores know that everyone in line behind you will think that you're a cheap ass if you don't give. Ain't peer pressure great?
John: Wanna go out to a bar tonight?
Rick: Dude, I can't. I just lost my last 5 bucks in a Checkout Charity Ambush at the grocery store!
Rick: Dude, I can't. I just lost my last 5 bucks in a Checkout Charity Ambush at the grocery store!
by Cicerone1 April 28, 2013

In legal terms: Sexual assault.
In the lingo of sexual deviants (=95% of the male population): The act which will "make you a... sex offender... hm, pordon me!... a MAN"
In the lingo of sexual deviants (=95% of the male population): The act which will "make you a... sex offender... hm, pordon me!... a MAN"
While it is quite obvious that most "men" are petty slaves to their depraved appetites, it is refreshing to hear someone being honest about their wish to sexually assault the "female species" via a "bukkake ambush."
by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010

An ambush date happens when you're on a date with someone, and unexpectedly their friends, family members, or children show up, expecting to join the date and have you cover all the expenses.
I recently went on a date with a girl I met online, and she pulled an ambush date on me when a couple of her friends showed up, ordered food and drinks, and assumed I would cover the bill for everything.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 5, 2025

by SK9 January 31, 2009

by Ellar December 6, 2012

The situation that unfolds when a parent comes unexpectedly and without invitation into the room of their adult kid, who i still living at home, to tell them to get a job or look for employment right now.
"Kevin, ich hab dir gestern gesagt du sollst dich bewerben, hast du es getan? NEIN?! WARUM NICHT!?" That is a job-ambush
by Runenwächter August 21, 2013
