alo

the “noise” usually german tourists make when they greet you full of prejudice- defines their identity (“Hallo!”-grammelot= ALO) they will be doing badshit crazy unusual rich middle class people shit (like rollerblading on glass). you’ll find them anywhere near a quite spot to piss (or fuck) and they’ll be teleporting just to press buttons and say “alo” or ask for directions…

baby lets have sex… i hope there is no ALO watching us

by nunamcii April 27, 2024

Alo

another name for a snake

TJ: yo i heard you outed that kid to his family
Joe: no i didn't, I'm no Alo
TJ: I would hope so

by TEEJA March 15, 2018

Alo

the type of guy to lie to you and do the most. Usually a fat islander or obsessed with sport, theres no inbetween. a very loving person but will also fuck you over in an instant

1. woah alo is such a prick and cant stop eating
2. i love alo hes so sweet

by imabadbitchyoucantkillmeperian June 01, 2021