Alberta Clipper

When you have sex in a hot tub during the winter, a guy jumps out, cums in the snow and then makes a snow cone with the cum-snow.

It was so hot the other night, Derek made an Alberta Clipper after we fucked in my parents hot tub.

by chelseahotel November 26, 2024

Alberta fork lift operator

This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man

Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me

by Who cares my friend August 4, 2023

Alberta hay seed

When the bail spike on a front end loader tractor is inserted into the anus or vagina and used to lift the person up.

Old Joe's loves getting the alberta hay seed.

by Holybob November 14, 2020

Alberta

A Canadian province that is way too patriotic and very conservative, so much so that a lot of people including myself, wonder how it's not a part of the USA.

How is Alberta still Canadian?

by ZanetheBane July 15, 2021