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Afghanistanian Butt-wash

Afghanistanian butt-wash is a word where you take your partner to Afghanistan, go behind a car wash, and proceed to have Sexual intercourse while pouring Soap on the Partner's Anal Area.
Ya I gave me wife the Afghanistanian butt-wash for her birthday, and after that she told me that that day was a special day.
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Danny Afghanistani 

A person named Daniel that lives in Afghanistan. The name is commonly found from trying to find words that rhyme with Daniel. Once you say "Danny Afghanistani" you'll most likely die of laughter.
We call Daniel "Danny Afghanistani" because he lives in Afghanistan.

afghanista 

bro afghanista just fell
wtf is afghanista
oh crap i spelt it wrong
afghanista by cozazoc August 30, 2021

Afgaynistan 

Simply Afghanistan, except gay people don’t get killed
It will be a lovely day when Afgaynistan becomes a reality, but for now we will have to make due with Afghanistan.
Afgaynistan by Composer man November 29, 2022

Mafghanistan 

The geographic area immediately surrounding NASA Michoud Assembly Facility in New Orleans, LA. This area is known for high crime and violence.

MAF is the FOB which is surrounded by gun shots and car thefts.
Did you hear the gunshots and racers off chef highway? Yeah but it’s just Mafghanistan.
Mafghanistan by Eman2k5 September 29, 2025