Girl afternoon brunch

Not what you think.

Defined as modernised loose women in their mid to late twenties. Enjoying female company in a civilised environment, scones and biscuits and cheap prosecco/bucks fizz and other English delicacies.

These women are young, but have experienced life to the fullest and are on the brink of settling down with their partners.. contemplating children, marriage and have just put their deposit down on their first home. They still enjoy the occasional night out, but are equally happy staying at home with the boyf, having a date night in with a Chinese on the way.. followed by cuddles on the couch with the dog snoozing on the carpet and a crap film being played on the telly.

Don't trust these women, they might sound like the wifey type.. but they are the craziest. When she gets home from brunch... bet your ass if she catches you playing FIFA or COD with the lads, she's going to pour hot water on you and shag your best friend while you're at work.

Bruh, why did your girl leave you?

Girl afternoon brunch my G.

Ah man, say no more.

by jumpmanxdxd September 6, 2023

Poop-Afternoon

An afternoon in which the bois gather together in a mass shit fest

Are you coming to Poop-Afternoon?
It’s a shame Sam couldn’t make it to Poop-Afternoon.

by Yeeeteyfnxheis June 3, 2019

Afternooning

(Noun) social event among friends between lunch and dinner where they spend time together –normally involving alcohol consumption– in a relaxed mood.

My Spanish friends spent the whole afternoon afternooning at Sophia’s terrace

by Rufus Willis April 20, 2024

good afternoon

A greeting you might use in the afternoon (12:00 until 17:59).

Good afternoon.

by Siririba July 10, 2025

Men’s Afternoon

Men's Afternoon is a period of time early to mid-afternoon with drinks and fellowship where you feel like you're getting away with something, so it's just a little bit funner than normal.

Men’s Afternoon is like trying to nail the ol' lady for the second time in a day. You can probably get away with it, but she'll make you pay later.

by RustInTheWind August 3, 2024

golden afternoon

When you wake up late in the evening to someone urinating on or around you.

Sarah woke up to a golden afternoon after Tom urinated on her leg

by Depressed kitten October 21, 2022

Qeynos Afternoon Tea

The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage

I don’t have time for a shower, so for kink night I’ll bring some Qeynos Afternoon Tea

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023