A naked woman and a bottle of whisky 

The coolist things that you can tell santa you want him to bring you.

Santa:Ho...ho...ho...and what do you want for christmas little boy?
Boy:I want a naked woman and a bottle of whisky.

A naked woman and a bottle of whisky by Deep blue 2012 December 7, 2009

a fat woman fart 

The obnoxious sound reverberating from the lower cheeks of an overweight woman.

Larry was always whinning util Jim told him that enough is enough, "I'd rather hear a fat woman fart than a grown man cry"!

a fat woman fart by Tomtwice January 2, 2008

piss like a pregnant woman

Having to piss so excruciately bad that you feel as if your bladder will bust like a pregnant woman's water.

"Guys i drank three bottles of water and now i gotta piss like a pregnant woman, i'll be back."

piss like a pregnant woman by weedmokers9999 September 22, 2005

wonder woman a ho 

It's when a lesbian picks up a female (ho), rescues her from a traumatic event, and ejaculates into her back superman style, except she's also a female, and it sticks to her chest, so when she sleeps on her back, she wakes up and it sticks to her like wonder bra, hence wonder woman a ho!

My girlfriend definitely needed to wonder woman a ho last night.

Damn, that was great, I saw two chicks at a birthday party super womanning a ho!

You know, just gotta ironman a ho. (Making consensual sex so that the female feels like iron.)

Maybe you gotta batman begins a ho. (When the tutor consensually makes intercourses, but betrays the other, making that other feel the need to exact revenge, by an additional form of inter or outercourse.)

Naw, just silver surfer a ho. (when a person cums into the other's feet, and it sticks to the bed sheets, and giving the person the sense of flying abilities.)

wonder woman a ho by batmaster45 May 1, 2008

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

Somebody must of seen a naked woman 

what some people say when they hear a cop car going to a call with it's sirin blowing because they don't like cops and the are in the porn scene movement and/or underaged sex movement ect. because they know the truth about drug laws and antilove laws ect.

There goes the fuzz somebody must of seen a naked woman.

Somebody must of seen a naked woman by Deep blue 2012 June 12, 2010

A business woman 

A business woman is a college-age girl who keeps track of a few dollars. She commonly lies about trivial circumstances. She will tell her friends that they are indebted for some rather inexplicable reason. However, she fails to recall: THEY made the first treat and she only reciprocated. She frequently reminds her friends that they owe her.

For example: A business woman calls you a “Bipolar Bitch!” and expects that you write her an essay for which she feels entitled in her world.

A business woman by Bipolar Bitch March 8, 2009