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Cat

A cat is an animal that is smaller than most dogs, and bigger than most rat-dogs. They are either sweet, angelic, playful creatures or a demonic, punk-ass bitches. They have pointy ears and large eyes. They usually meow to communicate with their owners. Their noses have a distinct ridge pattern on them, like a humans fingerprint.
Cat-Person: I love cats! Theyre so cute and fluf-
Dog-Person: Go to hell.
by BadgerTheCat January 15, 2018
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Cat

The cat (Felis catus) is a small carnivorous mammal. It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and often referred to as the domestic cat to distinguish it from wild members of the family. The cat is either a house cat, kept as a pet, or a feral cat, freely ranging and avoiding human contact.
I want to pet my cat today.
I am going to study about cats today.
by Error? May 17, 2019
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cats

small mammals that love you one day and then try to kill you the next.
Cats are very kind creatures.
by BounceFire December 2, 2021
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Cat

The most special thing the universe has gifted humanity with.

The superior life-form.

Cats are life, cats are everything.
Cats are playful, fluffy and love cuddles, plus they're really funny and clever! But you still gotta give them personal space, or you will end up without an eye (exaggeration), treat them right and you'll have a lovely, smart companion for life!!
A: OMFG IT'S A CAT
B: OH MY GOSH IT'S SO CUTE.
by I_HateCapybaras July 20, 2022
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for the cats

When you are with the boys and all the sudden something funny/good happens and u just need to say something.

Where did cats come from? I don’t know. It just came out. First time was when I hit a dinger playing some good ol’ ball.

Also can be used in a bad situation like if someone’s grandma dies to lighter up the mood.

Just a funnier way of saying for the win basically
Boy 1: Boys what y’all wanna do today?

Boy 2: I don’t know. who’s chillin?
Boy 3: Oh damn aye boys all the gals are together and wanna hang.

Boy 1,2 and 3: let’s go! That’s for the cats!

Or,

Boy 1:my grandma just died boys😣
Boy 2: U good?
Boy 3: That’s for the cats boys!
Boy 1, 2 and 3: hahahhahahhaha
by Stinkypinky77 May 2, 2019
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cat

a cat is a cute fluffy animal that likes to play and drink milk.
the cat was drinking out its bowl
by ok4728828 January 18, 2019
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Cat

The tenacious yet ravenous creature that lurks in the shadowy depths of the kitchen floor, whose primary purpose is to reap the souls of it blissfully unaware and casually blinded victims. The “Cat” or demon of the velvet forest, is the underlying cause for human deaths, usually the result of triple homicides. It is the common opinion of professional veterinary scientists that the “Cat” is a mad chicken raping beast that could only be the result of Lucifer’s broadened affairs with hypnotic muffins.
When you turn off your light to go to sleep, that moment when you feel the eyes of something more... ...it is there... ...The CAT
by Undead Banana Cake August 16, 2013
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