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by Big Arv March 23, 2021
Get the Calzone Cockmug. Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into one another's eyes.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
Get the two cocks of the same foreskinmug. " omg do u know how babies r made? "
" yeah a guy stuffs his cock inside u and cums. "
oz has a huge cock.
" yeah a guy stuffs his cock inside u and cums. "
oz has a huge cock.
by toastsexlol April 13, 2022
Get the cockmug. To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.
Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.
by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021
Get the Cock Blockmug. Me to my non-existent gf: Yo babe can I stick my dick in your Cock Pocket.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.
by AnonymousNut March 13, 2018
Get the Cock Pocketmug. by Retardant on Chicago May 11, 2018
Get the Your god father is a cock suckermug. 