koning syndrome

To seek out any and all females in a given location, vicinity or other geographically recognized region with the intention of consumating the relationship as quickly as possible with no regard for medical or financial consequences aka children and or STD's.

That girl in Burn totally went for Jon's Koning syndrome.

by Copa Cop June 25, 2010

numbnuts syndrome

the action of grabbing somebody’s testicles and twisting them until they are numb and change colours

“i’m gonna give you numbnuts syndrome if you don’t stop.”

by (EMS) November 24, 2021

Takotsubo syndrome

Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.

I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.

They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Borko Syndrome

A mental disability that makes the effected person an annoying idiot who thinks he's in clash of clans. One known case as of present which is a derranged Vietnamese kid who thinks he's part of the mafia

Yo homie do you have Borko Syndrome?

by Nate_K December 2, 2024

Untamed Weiner Syndrome

People with Untamed Weiner Syndrome (UWD) will have their penises whip around uncontrollably, in random patterns.

Bjorn has Untamed Weiner Syndrome and cannot control his penis and or where it goes.

by Boe Jidon February 1, 2023

RVW Syndrome

A rare but serious disease that effects the laziest of human society. Symptoms include: chronic sleeping and immence hatred for one's significant other, especially around her time of the month.

my wife just wont stop nagging, i think im developing RVW syndrome!

by GBRatfink October 19, 2009

proletariat syndrome

when you work a 9-5 (or 8-4) shift, come home by about 6 pm, only to take a shower and dose off to sleep until 8- 8:30 pm, before doing anything else; however, you are back in bed by 10-10:30 pm, because you have to get up early again the following morning and repeat the process.

the proletariat syndrome occurs most commonly in, as the name suggests, the working classes who don't work in offices, during the fall and winter months, usually September through late January, when the days are getting shorter. Also, the proletariat syndrome should never, under any circumstances, be confused with a real medical condition known as seasonal mood disorder

by Sexydimma July 30, 2016