ride dirty

(verb)
1. to drive around without a purpose while wearing a flat brim hat
2. to be a douchebag while wearing a flat brim hat
3. to pack bombs with Lombardo while wearing a flat brim hat
4. to go to C-Block while wearing a flat brim hat

1. DUUUUUG, we ridin' dirty friday?
2. DUUUUUG, check out Riggz ridin' dirty with dem beat bids
3. DUUUUUG, Quiggins was ridin' dirty just last week when we were away
4. DUUUUUG, I just had spanish, its time to RIDE DIRTY brigga

by Lax Dragoon April 12, 2010

dirty kari

Pull out your tampon while you’re man is sleeping and slap him with it until he looks like the joker.

I’m gonna pull a dirty Kari on my beau.

by Mydickisthetruth669 July 7, 2019

Dirty Hoffman

When your fucking your girlfriend in the butt and you pull out and there is poop on your dick and you wipe it off with your pointer and middle finger and put it in your mouth like a pinch of chew.

Ken was fucking the filthy in the butt and pulled out and saw shit on his dick and realized there was no better time for a Dirty Hoffman.

by Jonny Red June 10, 2009

Dirty Gallegos

When there is no doo in your girls boo, just jam two fingers from both hands(double barrel)in her butt, and then swish them around in her mouth. Then, smear it across the top of her lips from both sides, and you have yourself a dirty gallegos.

Giving your girl a Dirty Gallegos gives the appearance of a light blonde mustache on her face.

by Dirty Juan Jose Gallegos July 20, 2008

Dirty Mika

A guy that’s got a ball sack that smells like a mix of 2 week old clam chowder, an offensive lineman’s girdle after they just lost a semi final and dumpster juice.

I was about to sleep with this cute guy from college but when I pulled his pants down I realised he was a dirty Mika, so I said I my son Aiden was ill and left!

by DirtyPossum April 28, 2020

dirty marshmallow

a girl takes a good amount of marshmallows and puts them in her mouth while giving you a blow job

my girlfriend gave me a dirty marshmallow and she said it tasted great.

by dam3646 October 1, 2009

Dirty Mushroom

When a guy takes his hard dick, after having anal sex and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her cheek with his penis. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards and a nice brown mushroom stain.

That stupid bitch pissed me off so I stuck it in her ass and then gave her a nice Dirty Mushroom

by zack dazuk July 7, 2011