Pandora's Balls

(Noun): When you're at the urinal, and your "undercarriage" or "berries" are simply too big to get out of the zipper of your pants, but you get them out anyway - thus "Pandora's Balls" have been released and cannot easily be put back where they came from.

Both at urinal
Steve: Holy shit man! You've unleashed Pandora's Balls!!! Do you need me to call the Paramedics??
Rick: NO! it is I alone who must live with and rectify this cruel fate!

by ronckheim st. bibbins May 22, 2025

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dick balls

it means u like dick and balls in your ass

yo bro dick balls

by smelly shit hole December 2, 2022

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Balls deep

Balls Deep (adj.) — When you’ve gone so far into something that your body, soul, and poor decision-making skills are all in one group chat. You didn’t just dip a toe,you dove in so hard your balls filed for residency. At this point, pulling out isn’t an option; you’re basically one thrust away from a life lesson.

Leo: “What’re you wearing Saturday?”
Linda: “Wouldn’t you like to know? Let’s just say… you’ll be balls deep in temptation before dessert.” 😈

Or

Linda: “You better not flake again.”
Leo: “Oh, I won’t. Saturday night, I’m showing up, showing out, and ending up balls deep in your Asian noodles.”

by BigBaby Linda & Bone Daddy Leo October 9, 2025

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Red Ball Texas Flyer

A moving truck operated by moving the Austin, TX-based moving company American Red Ball. A Red Ball Texas Flyer refers to a moving truck containing the possessions of someone fleeing Texas, usually a skeezy dude running from his third or fourth wife after his pissed her off one time too many.

I'm driving this Red Ball Texas Flyer to New Orleans on a half a tank of gas.

I'm skipping town tomorrow with a Red Ball Texas Flyer.

by Jilly_Bean_1522 February 18, 2022

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