Penn State Dude: I wanna goto Juniata and meet some smart sexy girls tonight?
Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.
Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.
by jc_sherwood1 August 31, 2011

Guy 1: “What’s up with Peter? He looks like he’s dying”
Guy 2: “Aah no he just popped it like it’s hot, he’ll be okay in a minute or so”
Guy 2: “Aah no he just popped it like it’s hot, he’ll be okay in a minute or so”
by Baroent April 5, 2023

When you cum really hard in somebody's face. Jizz jazz jizz.
Not to be confused with anything faces related
Not to be confused with anything faces related
by hotwetbombzz January 16, 2019

very good looking and makes you bricked up
by ethan boye November 29, 2022

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.
Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"
Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"
by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012

We ate at out then snuck in to the zoo so we could pull off the Aussie Hot Pocket, best first date ever!
by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020

by big money gripp September 25, 2003
