Bird Win

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.

Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin

by Mluke November 24, 2021

bi-winning

Charlie Sheen was on a tv show called Two and a half men, he got a argue with his producer and now is winning at home. He's not bi-polar, he's bi-winning.

I'm bi-winning, i win here and i win there.. now what ?

by tsunaze March 23, 2011

Winning

Cheap Wine, fresh sushi and legendary Car Sex

Some winning right now would be amazing

by Trollypickercolonisers January 28, 2024

Nah, i'd win

A stupid fucking catchphrase from Satoru Gojo until he got killed and turned the jujutsu kaisen fandom into shit

Dumbass: Nah, i'd win
Sane human being: Stfu

by thehonoredone January 10, 2024

bi-winning

Noun When a bipolar or dilusional person thinks that they are "winning" or succeeding when in fact they are not

This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense

Friend: Hey, I think that chick realy wants me.
You: Yeah, your realy bi-winning

by Jubilator March 25, 2011

Winning

Life isn't about winning for everyone. For some it's about fighting the people that always win at any cost to everyone else, and their game.

Life is only just about winning if you're a machine, and not everybody is.

by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021

win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.

I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.

by foodboy96 March 30, 2024