Tristan 

Person who is often gripping your hip and being him

Ugh TrisTANNM

Tristan by Personvr February 17, 2024

tristan 

tristan. /trïstan/ a particularly effeminate ascot, originally worn by habsburg fancy men. it would see a resurgence in the 1960s when re-popularized by notable communists such as shel silverstein and fred jones

Friend: Yo, we hitting the festive gathering later? Habsburg lad: Alas I cannot, my tristan is caught in a loom again

tristan by SauceyClive774 March 4, 2024

Tristan 

The biggest fucking munter I’ve ever seen! Every time we hang out we always munt.

Tristan I love you, you malicious magical magnificent munter

Tristan by OrionUki7 March 27, 2024

tristan 

never trust a tristan. he will break ur heart into million of pieces cs hes a big ass cry baby. js bc he may say he loves u doesnt mean he actually does (hes saying that to 10 other girls) if ur mans name is tristan im so sorry 😊

DONT date a tristan u will regret it

tristan by brooklynn :) April 11, 2024

Triston 

To be a Triston, you are being loving, loyal, and an amazing boyfriend. A Triston is VERY hard to come by but once you get addicted to one, you can’t let them go.

“Wow your boyfriend is such a Triston. I with I had one!”

Triston by JC❤️ April 15, 2024

Tristan McGreggor 

an odd looking fellow, possibly having many children, on account of the massive amounts of maidens he slays

wow, that guy is like "Tristan McGreggor

Tristan McGreggor by bingus bongus123123 May 24, 2024

Tristan 

A Napoleonic person who loves having sex with dolphins. He is also sometimes a tree.

I met a Tristan last week, he loved young bottlenose dolphins.

Tristan by Atlantis5523 June 2, 2024