The same yesterday today and tomorrow.; Having the use of eyes to see and ears to hear.; Being alive in the present moment resisting peering into the future. The serpent.
Now the servant was more subtle than any beast of the field in which the lord god hath made. The present time.
by Jack Baptist April 12, 2025
Get the nowmug. The act of piledriving your face into a biracial woman’s vaginal cavity that is doused in semen and cocaine.
by KoevHalev July 12, 2020
Get the The Kutty $nowmug. by Spicepapi July 6, 2021
Get the we are leaving nowmug. the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser
friend: hey could i get this one now?
me: *writes this* no
friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*
me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours
friend: you ching
me: *writes this* no
friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*
me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours
friend: you ching
by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024
Get the this one nowmug. Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!
V1: no I win
V1: no I win
by KFCworker April 26, 2025
Get the Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!mug. When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.
*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*
Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"
Spack No.1: "What phone?"
Spack No.2: "Your phone!"
*Phone rings*
Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"
Spack No.1: "What phone?"
Spack No.2: "Your phone!"
*Phone rings*
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024
Get the Pick up the fucking phone now!mug. A person or place (noun) that has recently done something so dumb, or of a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that they now qualify as mentally handicapped or having a learning disability.
by Scribblyscrabbidydoo May 22, 2018
Get the Tarded nowmug.