Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019

austin myers

Someone from a horror movie with a very big forehead. Hes a big fucker.

Dude your such a austin myers

by foog buster January 8, 2020

Austin

You are a literal god. No one can tell you otherwise.

Everyone: bow down to Austin. Our lord and savior.

by EchoGod July 8, 2019

Austin

Only dates females of the descent of Asia. Has multiple bunkers with children inside all forced to learn the ancient power of Mongolian throat singing.

There’s Austin on his way to abduct more children to teach Mongolian throat singing

by BooF God February 29, 2020

austin hughling

A white male with a stick up his ass

Man, why is she such an Austin hughling today?

by ThatGuyWithTheFaceAndHair October 17, 2014

Austin

A nice Funny guy who mainly like his friends but is still very loyal. But behind his covers he a good man with a humongous dick

Girl you need someone good for you, you should get an Austin

by CollateralDammage December 3, 2019

Austin

Fine ass fuck, Big dick, Fuck the shit out of big booty Latinas, let's a girl suck his dick while driving and honestly if your name is Austin I will hit

If you searching this up your name is Austin

by Jwet." December 9, 2022