Martin Gu

A guy who has a love-hate relationship, not with a person but with FPS games.

That guy... yup... he is a Martin Gu

by anonymous July 22, 2022

Martin

Martin is a red head who still likes his ex even tho he knows she doesn’t like him

Martins is a simp
For his ex

by Shiii idk November 21, 2021

Martin Dzimbaník

He is the best guy ever... You have never seen anyone like him. He is loyal, cute, sexy, smart, creative, kind, gentleman and a lot more... He loves like no one else, his love is just precious. When he falls in love with someone he isn't playing.
When he falls in love he is able to do anything he can for his love.

If you ever see him you have to go talk to him. You don't have to be shy or anything

You're such a Martin Dzimbaník
Trish: "You will never believe who I saw"
Jessica: "Who did you see"
Trish: "I saw Martin Dzimbaník"

by Malcolm is best bro love you July 17, 2019

George RR Martin

Demon from Mexican folklore, who prays on naughty children who do not finish their Quesadillas. Known to be especially attracted to the greasy qualities of mexican cooking. Announces presence through incessant tapping of your leg while watching you eat, often annoying you with constant questioning about food you should not and will not give him.

"Oh boy I really George RR Martin this time"

"Finish your food Pablo, or the fat man will finish it for you!"

by Past victim November 24, 2023

martin griesbeck

has a very very large penis

He has a cock like Martin Griesbeck

by oabnifowahnwof gag April 3, 2017

Martin

A person you can’t live without.

- «Hey I’ve seen that you two have been hanging out lately.»
- «Yeah, i think he is becoming my Martin.»

by underworld1357 May 9, 2021

Martined

When somebody writes a book/story or show and killed off every main character that everybody love

'Dude! Have you seen game of thrones?'
'Nah man, the director totaly Martined it, I stopped watching after the 1st season'

by Sir Guestngton April 6, 2015