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Jack Stevens

Such an amazing person. Someone you can always count on. He is the best boyfriend, if you can mange to get him to like you. He has amazing brown eyes and the best smile ever.
Girl: ahhhh jack Stevens do me cute doe!!!

Girl2: yeah he is
by Sianananan an February 6, 2021
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Steven

has a bbc and knows how to use it :) all is the goat and the best at basketball.
Friend: Omg look at that new kid
Other friend: oh yeah that's Steven I heard he has a bbc imma go ask him out
by exponentially March 28, 2022
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Steven

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect. Yes, he is awesome!
Omg Steven is Live!
by ndjskxujsjsjs February 28, 2021
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snowy steven

When a black girl gets cum on her face by a bunch of white guys
I got a snowy Steven last night by garret and his men it was awesome
by The Cisco March 27, 2016
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Steven Edwards

Is when you are at the point in life where you feel like the only way to succeed in life is by degrading yourself while trading sexual favors in return of feeling loved, even if it is only in your head. You are sliding down the dangerous slope of becoming transgender.
I have the Steven Edwards mentality, I need professional help.
by Chef Sis November 26, 2016
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Stevens

In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.

Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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Steven

A guy who is fat, mentally underdeveloped, and works at a pizza place.
This guy is a real steven.
by 123AbcStevie September 18, 2023
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