Hot doodoo stain

When something sucks harder than a straw
by dasdbarat May 27, 2021
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Kaka stains

Kaka stains or skid marks are residual shit from the ass or an insulting name, Kaka means shit in the language of the moari (native people of new Zealand.)
Fuck up cunt, at least I don't have Kaka stains in my undies or, oi Kaka stains! Get over here
by Big chod October 25, 2019
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Feet stains

My pencil that I had for two weeks. I miss him terribly he was my pal. We traveled around the world together. Then he got lost. Somewhere somehow, he is hopefully in a better place now... :( R.I.P 2019-2019 haven't seen him since last decade.
"Feet stains did a good essay today!"
by Doomraid3r January 10, 2020
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Flirt Stains

The writing of flirtatious comments on one's "To Go" box, specifically in purple ink.

Commonly known as the "relationship ender/beginner".
You really shouldn't have left those flirt stains on top of your car.
by AE2487 July 24, 2011
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Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 06, 2021
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dodgy stains

Stains believed to be self generated, possibly/probably of body fluid origin.
As in:-
He had some "dodgy stains" on his tighty whities
by Tom Busman January 08, 2014
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son of a wank stain

Gleek9irl is a son of a wank stain
by MentalBatmanFTW April 16, 2014
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