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A relationship that causes physical pain, vows that revolve around unaliving, and pain to everyone around them.
Oh dude, have you seen the latest headline about Machine Gun Kelly and Meghan Fox? The engagement ring he gave her stabs her. They drink each other's bl00d too... Weird stuff. What a Toxic/Unhealthy Relationship.
by HarmoniousChaos June 30, 2022
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Lean relationship

A relationship where none of the involved parties are bringing their children into the mix. This may imply that neither of the individuals have any children of their own, or the one pursuing a relationship does want to take on any additional children from the potential partner.
They are pretty attractive but they do have kids, and I'm only interested in a lean relationship.
by Lloyd Cruxmyth January 17, 2024
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Asuka-Hacho relationship

A platonic or romantic relationship where one of the parties kills the other.
Person 1: "The only thing I knew about them is that they're in an Asuka-Hacho relationship, which I think is very sad."
Person 2: "Sir this is a Wendy's."
by FuccMe February 25, 2021
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Relationship

When you finally think you meet someone who is like you, bringing on the feeling that you're not alone. You cant stop thinking about them and they are always on your mind constantly. They are all you ever think of, and all you want in your life. You want to be with them forever. Being in there arms makes you the happiest person alive. Just kissing them makes your heart melt inside. & when your with them, you never want them to leave. Being in there arms, even just looking at them brings the bigest smile to your face.

Thats when you know you love someone.
Paula: do you wanna be in a relationship with me?
Marcos: Yes▢ No▢ Idk▢ Ew no▢
by Robloxwholesome September 15, 2019
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Relationship Hunter

A new-logo salesperson who views developing strong, lasting relationships with his prospects as a precursor to closing the deal.
Effective relationship hunters get to know their prospects very well and are more likely to not only close the deal but are also more likely to get repeat business even if their buyer moves to another company.
by Chief Curiosity Officer October 4, 2018
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semi-egalitarian relationship
noun

A modern relationship structure that blends equality with a couple of intentional, classic rules:

1 Finances, housework, and decision-making are shared 50/50.

2 The woman keeps her last name after marriage.

3 The man is expected to be the primary earner from the start and maintain that status throughout the relationship.

4 Any children take the father’s last name.

A progressive, balanced setup with a couple of mutually agreed traditional elements.
My wife and I are doing a semi-egalitarian relationship.
by rulameda June 1, 2025
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Synerdickstic Relationship

A relationship wherein one party is caring, sociable, and friendly, while the other party is simply a dick. These relationships often ruin parties, outings, chillings, and friendships. The good person in the relationship is called the synergist. The dick person in the relationship is referred to as the dick. The dick often treats everyone like they either don't exist or are subhuman. They won't laugh along to any jokes, join conversations, or talk to anyone unless they're telling their synergist that they want something.

A Synerdickstic Relationship can be between two siblings, two friends, two partners, or two spouses. Despite the synergist and dick being complete opposites, the synergist often says that he/she is happy in the relationship. The synergist is also often under the assumption that the dick actually enjoys their company and justifies their actions as inherently being "that way", even though 90% of the time that assumption is false.
Darrel: Hey Anna, you're really cool and I like to hang out with you but your boyfriend is a buzz-killing dick.
Anna: Yeah, I know, I'm just in a Synerdickstic Relationship I guess.

I would invite Matthew to come hang out today, but he's in a Synerdickstic Relationship with his girlfriend.

Sheryl: Hey Jessica, your boyfriend is a real dick and is never nice to you. I don't think he likes you at all. This is a total Synerdickstic Relationship, when are you going to break up with him?
Jessica: I'm happy with him, I know he likes me, he's just that way.
by Pillar Nasty October 8, 2016
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