1. The politically correct term for a "bachelor party" (or "bachelorette party"). Typically used to avoid the negative connotations associated with bachelor parties. 2. A celebration prior to a couple's wedding.
Benefit of the word: If used quickly, the listener may think you said "reunion" celebration and will not question you regarding a "pre-union" celebration.
Benefit of the word: If used quickly, the listener may think you said "reunion" celebration and will not question you regarding a "pre-union" celebration.
Wife Scenario 1:
Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's bachelor party next weekend?"
Wife: "No."
Wife Scenario 2:
Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's pre-union celebration next weekend?"
Wife: "Sure honey, have fun."
Hotel Scenario 1:
Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a bachelor party!"
Hotel: "I'm sorry sir, we do not allow bachelor parties at Fancy Hotel due to excessive damage, drug use and prostitution that is typically associated with them. Good-bye."
Hotel Scenario 2:
Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a pre-union celebration!"
Hotel: "Excellent, sir. How many guests will be staying with us?"
Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's bachelor party next weekend?"
Wife: "No."
Wife Scenario 2:
Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's pre-union celebration next weekend?"
Wife: "Sure honey, have fun."
Hotel Scenario 1:
Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a bachelor party!"
Hotel: "I'm sorry sir, we do not allow bachelor parties at Fancy Hotel due to excessive damage, drug use and prostitution that is typically associated with them. Good-bye."
Hotel Scenario 2:
Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a pre-union celebration!"
Hotel: "Excellent, sir. How many guests will be staying with us?"
by theSchneid June 14, 2011
Term i coined to describe the large influx of "Non preppy/nerdy" kids taking advanced classes at my school. We dress like "Punks", "Goths", "Metalheads", or whatever you want to call us, but we're smart. Some of us succeed in advanced classes and some of us fail, but we're at least pushing ourselves, and not skating by on the bullshit curriculum the school system presents.
I fit the example of a Pre-AP punk. I walked into my Pre-AP English 2 class and my teacher literally thought i walked in the wrong classroom.
by Mr. Headshot March 26, 2011
"Pre-ejaculatory fluid" is the clnical medical way to say what most of us call "pre-cum" or "precum": the usually clear and viscous liquid seceted by the Cowper's Gland (a tiny gland inside the male's genito-urinary works) that precedes actual orgasm and ejaculation of semen ("cum").
The amount secreted as pre-ejaculatory fluid varies from nothing or next-to-nothing to a great amount. See basketball player.
The amount secreted as pre-ejaculatory fluid varies from nothing or next-to-nothing to a great amount. See basketball player.
The most popular brand of condom-safe sexual lubricant mimics very well the clearness, thickness (viscosity), slipperiness and slight stickiness of pre-ejaculatory fluid.
by al-in-chgo May 31, 2010
Pants that were factory "pre ripped. I personally thing that it is mentally retarded to pay more money for pants that are ripped...rip them yourself for gods sake.
Raw jock:look at mah pre-ripped pants pantzz dood.
Normal human being: dood yer a tool.
Raw jock:foootballl!
Normal human being: dood yer a tool.
Raw jock:foootballl!
by omgdlolpwn September 18, 2007
1. i saw aaron get on facebook, but i had to give him some pre-chat time so he didnt think i was clingy.
Girl 1:OMG! josh gives me no pre-chat time on facebook, its like he never stops talking to me!
Girl 2:ME TOO!! its so annoying! some people just dont understand pre-chat time!
My brother always talks to me like the second I get on Facebook, I don't think he understands pre-chat time yet.
Girl 1:OMG! josh gives me no pre-chat time on facebook, its like he never stops talking to me!
Girl 2:ME TOO!! its so annoying! some people just dont understand pre-chat time!
My brother always talks to me like the second I get on Facebook, I don't think he understands pre-chat time yet.
by face-book-guy March 11, 2011
Pre Approved Friend
by JoeNJ2 March 29, 2011
political slang used in place of other more sensitive words like kill, rape, annihilate, bomb-the-shit-out-of, wage-war or decimate because it pretends it is acting in defense from another country that actually poses no real threat.
Dubya: I dont like saddam cuz he tried to keel' ma daddy. Lets...
Rice: Uh Mr. president.. (shakes her head).
Dubya: Right...I geet it (winks and thumbs up) lets
pre-emptive strike his ass!
Rice: Uh Mr. president.. (shakes her head).
Dubya: Right...I geet it (winks and thumbs up) lets
pre-emptive strike his ass!
by chris wango November 19, 2005