candes nuts

things that fit in your mouth

hey bob candes (bob) candes what? CANDES NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH

by hebegebederp May 23, 2022

deitz nuts

A phrase referring to the commercial by Dietz & Watson advertising their protein, savory sausage bites. In the commercial they parody the"Deez Nuts" meme in a humorous way.

"We like to think of them as the world’s first meat nuts" - Deitz & Watson

These? Deitz nuts. Yeah, grab a handful of dietz nuts.

by Hisuye November 6, 2022

deez nuts girl

A girl who replies DEEZ NUTZ to almost anything.

Person: “Someone’s knocking.”
deez nuts girl: “It’s DEEZ NUTZ!”

by Chydoes June 3, 2023

Aggressive nutsack sniffing

The most kinky thing one man can do. Aggressively sniffing nutsacks requires skills and technique and proper form. You have to keep the ball hair from going up your nose but still be able to blow around that hairy sack with the sheer force of your breath. Try not to sniff too much cheese all at once. And like DJ Khaled once said, “Life, is Roblox”.

Aggressive nutsack sniffing is my favorite activity to do on your grandma.

by [e-mail] September 13, 2023

Some Nuts

When something sucks so bad all you can say is that it’s “some nuts.”

“This is Some Nuts”
“Damn work was Some Nuts”
Person A: “Hey, how was the movie?”
Person B: “Dude, it was Some Nuts. I literally walked out halfway through.”

by SomeNutsGuy123 October 20, 2023

Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.

" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

by Nachobidness August 16, 2016

Dunkin’ Doz Nuts

When your gonads hang so low that they dip into the toilet. If there is poo poo in the toilet, this may be similar to dunkin’ donuts in some black coffee.

Mike: Yo Stone, I was munchin’ on some cream filled donuts this morning. When I bit into one, the cream squirted right into my eye. Shit still stings.

Stoney: Dawg that’s nothing. I was Dunkin’ Doz Nuts during my morning shit like crazy. Had to take 3 showers to fully clean my knackers off.

by Stoney69 January 19, 2019