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Nerd Boner

A nerdy attraction to a game or comic
Yo, I have such a nerd boner for the new Monster Hunter game
by Purest Dragon December 15, 2017
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Greasy Nerd

A person who spends all day playing video games and never leaving their bedroom. Therefore accumulating large amounts of grease because they don't wash.
The person who killed me on Call of Duty is a fat Greasy Nerd
by Steve Morison May 9, 2018
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Herp-nerding

Present participle of herp-nerd (Verb).

The act of engaging in behavior which focuses on an object or circumstance peripheral to the immediate object or circumstance at hand.

The act of herp-nerding essentially introduces an extra element of humor by slightly derailing norms by focusing on something that doesn't need to be focused on, making it the new topic of focus. This act alters the attention from the immediate focus, to a peripheral focus.
(ex 1): Two individuals sit in a restaurant looking over a menu. This is the (normal) immediate object or circumstance at hand.

Herp-nerding would ensue if one or both of the two individuals were to take the menu, the silverware, and all objects on both sides of a table and attempt to match them up equally, as if each of the objects on both ends of the table were mirror images of one another.

The focus (and act of herp-nerding) would shift from reading the menu and ordering food, to mirroring the objects--the focus changed (from reading/ordering food) to (playing with and mirroring the objects on the table).
by davidjkeys January 13, 2013
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Nerd five

Nerd five is like a regular high five, only with a jump. While high-fiving you need to scream "boyia" and jump up in the air (both people at the same time). This kind of high five occures when you both have bought/done/achieved something awesome.
Eks. You and a friend just bought the same game and are very excited about playing toghet, then you proceed to jump in the air and do a Nerd five.
by Islandfarm March 5, 2012
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nerd waffle

This is an adjective, it is on the verge of jock and nerd, but also still a faggot.
Jerry gets straight A's but wears high socks, what a nerd waffle!
by Clarebear! June 17, 2012
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Nerd Wrangling

Verb. The act of getting computer programmers to do their job, particularly when a new video/computer game has recently come out.
I thought we were going to have to delay the project when Call of Duty came out, but I did some Nerd Wrangling, and got everybody back to work.
by Dickjutsu August 13, 2012
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Reputation Nerd

A reputation nerd is a preson whose post count on a forum speaks about his lack of social life. He is very famous on that particular forum, altough 95% of his posts usually have no substance. He is not a troll, but can choose to be, and others will still tolerate it. His messages are the filler junk you have to scroll through to get to the useful posts about a subject. He replies to every subject on the forum, even if he doesn't know anything about it, just for the sake of commenting.

On occasion, other reputation nerds with not so much thousands of posts will agree with the dominant alpha-nerd just to get his approval, and that is the difference between him and a troll. But the reputation nerd doesn't care, or rarely shows any emotion at all. If he does show emotion, it is usually fake and exaggurated.
In this case, Kid A is the reputation nerd

Kid B (10 posts): I'm looking for this game (explains game)
Kid A (10 thousand posts): It's torchlight rofl
Kid B: Oh, thanks man
Kid A: no I was joking, it is not torchlight. I don't know what it is.
by incognito33 December 10, 2011
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