Puppet Master

That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.

He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.

When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.

'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'

by LBee1993 October 2, 2018

Master of Banter

A person who has a natural born gift to completely wreck another person or people by consistently throwing 'banter' their way.

Amelia: James you're really NOT a Master of Banter

James: Yes Amelia you are right! As always I might add! You are the Master of Banter.

Amelia: AWWW cheers Jay!

by we northeners knowbetter October 15, 2010

Master Chiefkin

The wondrous act of receiving head whilst playing Halo in any of its game forms.

Nubb #1: "Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a blumpkin the other day. It was Epic!"

Player #1: "Good for you! Last night your mother gave me a Master Chiefkin while I rocket sworded some nubb across the map on Headlong!

by Billus Tizzle June 6, 2016

Meme Master

A person who knows so many memes that he can say memes by heart. This person can use, invent and create a meme at any time of the day. Real MemeLords are hard to see because a lot of people fake to be a MemeLord. To see if someone is a Memelord go to knowyourmemes (the site) and take a meme, if the person can say what the meme means more than 10 times he can be or is a Memelord. Other name for a meme Master is a memelord.

A person who knows so many memes that he can say memes by heart. This person can use, invent and create a meme at any time of the day. Real MemeLords are hard to see because a lot of people fake to be a MemeLord. To see if someone is a Memelord go to knowyourmemes (the site) and take a meme, if the person can say what the meme means more than 10 times he can be or is a Memelord. Other name for a meme Master is a memelord.

Star wars meme:

Person: Hello there
Mememaster: General Kenobi
Person: What?
Memelord: What?

Pewdiepie meme:

Person: Your not better than me
Mememaster: Oh but CAN YOU DO THIS!
Person: Can I do what?
Mememaster: ...

Random meme:

Person: I had a sandwich for breakfast
Mememaster: Weird flex but oke
Person: Oke...

Random meme:

Person: *snaps*
Mememaster: I dont feel so good
Person: What?
Mememaster: What?

These are some examples

by JustARegularAnimal March 9, 2019

Slash Master

One who frequently uses the word "slash" in their everyday language. Most likely to separate ideas/ thoughts/ lists.

Barbara.

Barbara is a slash master

by rarbar May 5, 2010

Tassel Master

The beholder of a rather large penis. Erect it is a sturdy structure (diamond hard if you may), flaccid a slight breeze would make it sway. This guy knows how to use it to his potential.

"Look at that guy brandishing his member at those women!! He must be a tassel master express"

by super_blondey June 8, 2015

ankle master

Someone who is great at basketball and breaks ankles when he or she plays

I am the ankle master playing basketball

by Bigboithy1st May 20, 2017