Keeping Inventory

When you're jealous of someone's wealth and keep a mental list of all of their expensive belongings.

Girl: I can't believe her. She has an iPhone 4, a 70" plasma TV, a $400 pair of shoes... Guy: Sounds like you're keeping inventory.

by Majic-Man May 11, 2011

keeping kids after the bell

This shit is so fucking illegal, and when it’s lunch the teacher is like

Keeping kids after the bell be like

“If your quiet we will leave and if you don’t you might miss your bus”

by Godissoawesome123 October 16, 2019

junk keep

Junk keep- another word/slang to describe an object.

That junk keep kinda fye b

I had to bust his head open with the junk keep

by Sleezy23 November 06, 2017

Keeping The Demons Out

The act of wearing a butt plug

“Dude why are you keeping the demons out?”
“cause it feels good”

by catsharks September 03, 2023

Difficult to keep up with

Nope you're just dumb.

Hym "Nah, it's not difficult to keep up with for me. I can actually take either side on any of the issues."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2023

bee keeping age

A man, typically in his 40s or 50s, that is csnoiberally attractive. This phrase is a synonym for DILF.

friend 1 - "Woah. How old is that guys dad"

friend 2 - "Idk but hes good looking"

friend 1 - "Yea, he is certainly bee keeping age."

by innuendooo October 17, 2023

chip keep

Verb- When a man pulls out and shoots his load over the girls boobs into her mouth. The boobs acting as the keeper and the mouth as the goal.

Jordan is about to chip keep on Jenna.

by Dueces13 March 25, 2012