Jeff Schultz

The new NHL stay-at-home-and-play-NHL-09 defensemen. Also known as the look out defensemen because when he gets burned he yells to the goalie " look out!" Shys away from any physical contact, despite being 6'6 and weighting 221 pounds. Makes players around him better(on the other team).

go to youtube > type Jeff Shultz > watch Dubinsky breaks Jeff Schultz's Ankles nuff said

by Helmut S July 10, 2009

Jeff'd

wasting an obscene amount of time jewing anyone or anyplace out of any amount of money no matter how large or how small.

bro, I spent the last 5 hours at best buy jewing them out of 5 cents on a cd that was alreade 80% off for being open and scracthed to shit. they totally got JEFF'd

by knobber bobber February 27, 2011

Jeff

Jeff

Save jeff.

by Save jeff June 17, 2016

Jersey-Jefferson

One who has an unexplainable, great level of charisma, but has zero skills and compentency; completely lacking in understanding of technology; a northeastern metropolitan snob (embodies all characteristics of a "metrosexual"); one who has an unnatural obsession with their curly hair slightly below the ears, occasionally drawn into a small 1" pony tail.

Luis is such a Jersey-Jefferson. He's all talk, no brains.

by Aduba Pokimondabi January 3, 2009

fat fag jeff

Kid named Jeff G and he has a small dick

Wow that’s really small he must be a fat fag jeff

by Hsbeheherbeb November 20, 2017

Jeff Magnum

The songwriter and singer of the indie band Neutral Milk Hotel. He is renowned for his very poetic and original lyrics. He is however, a pedophile and a necrophiliac, as about half of his songs express his desire to have sexual relations with Anne Frank.

Jeff Magnum: I like little girls.

by Magikarp. October 15, 2009

jeff

Refering to or pertaining to "Jeff", whose very name is a vulgarity in the real sense of the word.

Go jeff yourself.
Jeff off.
You're such a jeffer.
You guys are a bunch of jeffers.
I can't jeffing believe this!

by Crash D July 16, 2008