Irish hot pocket

When you're fucking a bitch from behind and you punch her asshole inserting your entire fist then celebrating by raising your hand over your head and banging her head on the ceiling.
Bro, your mom wanted to celebrate St. Patrick's day so I gave her an Irish hot pocket and now she has a concussion. Better not let Will Smith find out.
by Kevin Da Great March 17, 2016
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irish submarine

To store a pickle in your ass then go to a public pool and push it out into the water.
Hey buds let's all go to the pool and drop an Irish Submarine!

Hey Jaydan!, did you see Greg drop that Irish Submarine yesterday!?!
by MadMarty911 March 09, 2016
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Irish Boxer

N. The art of repetitively thrusting, with force, ones fists into the anal and vaginal orifices utilizing alternating fists.
Big T regularly uses the Irish Boxer technique to satisfy his ladies.
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Irish Mohawk

The Irish Mohawk is a "Backwards Mohawk" where somebody shaves straight down the middle of somebody head (nearly 100% involuntarily) due to large amounts of alcohol consumption...the Irish Mohawk is named such because like the Irish it is Backwards
Guy 1: dude that guy just passed out!!

Dude: i know huh, know what im thinking ;)

Guy 1: no...But who the fuck cares lets give him an Irish Mohawk

Dude: Sweeet
by That Dude guy February 15, 2011
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Irish Drunken Boxing

A fighting style developed by an Irishman that resides in upstate New York. The style requires a minimum Blood Alcohol Content of .12. The style consists of several unarmed forms as well as weapons, which include a pool stick, chair leg or a glass beer bottle.
How'd you get that black eye Jimmy?

some guy at the pub pwned me with Irish Drunken Boxing...
by Fei Hong Chan III May 05, 2005
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Irish Spring

When a man is giving a woman anal and does not want to get poop dick, right before pulling out, he punches her in the ribcage causing her to tighten up her sphincter muscle and when he pulls out, he makes a popping sound with his finger and mouth and says "Clean as a whistle" and whistles the Irish Spring theme.
"I was giving this chick anal last night and right before I pulled out, I gave her an Irish Spring and my dick came out (POP) clean as a whistle!!"
by rocketserve June 10, 2013
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Irish Promotion

The boss calls me into the office today for an Irish promotion and the next thing I know is I'm polishing port-a johns in August.
by Fucks-A-Lot November 07, 2011
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