Air Pie

When one attempts to draw the attention or initiate conversation with someone they know, only to be completely ignored, leaving the instigator looking like a total twat.

*Ryan has headphones in*

Josh- "Yooo Ryan my man how you doing?"

Ryan-

Sean- "Nice big slice of Air Pie there Josh, fancy sharing?"

Josh- "I don't even like Ryan"

by Joshwaling April 3, 2011

Fat air

n.

When a person missteps and trips on a seemingly invisible object. It is theorized that the person may have actually ran afoul of a pocket of air denser than the surrounding air.

Guy 1: Connie and I were walking down the hall when she tripped and fell out of nowhere. Landed right on her face!

Guy 2: You sure she didn't trip over fat air? I've seen that happen before.

by goomage May 22, 2010

Air Cookie

The act of farting in a cupped hand and rapidly presenting it to someone

Pfft.. swish, "oh man that's sick," "What you do not like air cookies?"

by Slangdog May 27, 2009

air gang

People with bounce.

Omg I want to be in the air gang.

by Hydra1226 April 23, 2017

Air Dump

The act of releasing gas. Also known as farting, passing gas, blowing a stinky, etc.

Chelsea: Ew. What's that smell?
Ellen: HA HA HA
Chelsea: EWW ELLEN YOU JUST TOOK AN AIR DUMP ON ME!!

by Iliketoeatsoup June 22, 2011

Where Is Air?

What one says when they are laughing so hard they cannot breathe.

OH MY GOD, WHERE IS AIR?!

by cooooolcat October 30, 2010

clear the air

make the air less sultry.

Guy talking with girlfriend about his ex.

GF: We started dating, like, a year after you broke up.

Guy: Yeah, but that doesn't matter with her.
Guy: She's got a crazy streak, and this is bound to set her off.
Guy: What if she hurts me physically?
Guy: What if she hurts me with words?

GF: Just talk to her. Clear the air.

*New Girl s03e15*

by Крокошликс Шлинкаров October 22, 2015