Ian

An Ian is often a guy who looks like a sheep. They are often very old fashioned and will always be there to offer you a handkerchief.

Awwww he's such an Ian

by Grandad Ian March 24, 2025

An Ian

Karen's mate. Ian has to jump when she says jump, or else. Ian washes her mini van, shovels her drive, brings her dinner. Ian holds her purse and baby as she complains to managers at Wal-Mart. An Ian never kicks Karen's hornets nest. Ian knows better.

He lets her treat him like shit, what an Ian!

by Bama Wins! 80 December 7, 2021

The Ian

The worst painter at EasyQuip PTY LTD. Thinks he’s better than Matt, but not as good.

you think you’re good but you’re just the Ian

by WetSock_69 July 12, 2023

Ian Fariss

A short young lad full of freckles and very few friends. Also known for being a dick and lonely.

"Do you know who Ian Fariss is?"
"No."
"Me neither."

by Ilovetorchwoods123 May 22, 2019

Sick-tear-ian

Sick-Tear-ian (adj & noun): being sectarian (used as an insult)

The sick-tear-ian spirit has no place in the Harinam sankirtan movement of Chaitanya Mahaprabhu.

by MinistryOfDEW November 26, 2021

Ian V

Ian V is the one and only descendant from the Russian lord tachanka. Ian V is a sex god getting all the ladies and guys. If you have fucked an Ian V you are the luckiest person alive as he only goes into those who are worthy of his mass destruction. Ian V also has the ultimate power to unleash a girls fluids, when he does this power all girls withing a 10KM radius let out a Niagra Falls worth of body fluids.

Girl 1: "I fucked an Ian V!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, you lucky girl how did it feel."
Girl 1: "He destroyed my insides 😍"

by iouwadkhiawugeyhjkhwaiuegjhwa October 27, 2020

Ian Bustamante

Zestiest mother fucker on this planet he loves femboys and playing league of legends. He is the zesty prince he also has horrible music taste

Look at that guy he looks so gay!
He’s probably an Ian Bustamante.

by Kanye sucks ong lmao!!!! December 16, 2022