I am

The shortest sentence in the whole world

"Go do the laundry"
"I AM😡!!"

by Sin tía March 3, 2023

No, i am a boy

A joke from @bigbagofpotatoes videos.

Video: The 10 hottest women in the world.

1.You

Le him: No, i am a boy!

by Impasta_Nina April 23, 2022

I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.

Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"

by von groovy September 18, 2025

I am dead OK

It’s one someone is trying to say the dead

I am dead OK I was killed

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 2, 2022

i am not reading this

You don’t want to read it

This is to long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

I am finished

When you know your absolutely fucked.

Another word for this is "cooked"

Teacher: I know you cheated on those tests bob, you will find out your results on Friday.

*Bob turns to friend*

Bob: I am finished.

by CocacolaKeyboard March 26, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025