Hog Rubber

A person who enjoys the act of rubbing other people’s johns (commonly known as penises) for the single purpose of mischief.

“Damn, Bobby won’t quit rubbing my PENIS, he’s a real Hog Rubber”

by RealBallClapper May 16, 2025

Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.

"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."

by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007

Hog Flip

The hog(pig) is your penis, you give it a flip; best prepare the hog.

Philip will give your mother the hog and your grandma the hog flip.

by Cosmos1337 November 13, 2023

Chuna hog

A fat, greasy, unbathed, soaking in the smouldering heat nasty individual that cant even walk on their own 2 feet they haven't seen in years so they utilize scooters the Walmart.

Dear God, look at that chuna hog creeping the aisles harvesting all the apple fritters and crate of donuts!

by Airmedic11 April 9, 2019

Joint hogging

The act of holding onto a joint way too long, puffing it multiple times, and refusing to pass it around the circle.

Minimum of 3 hits in a row or keeping it for over 1 minute qualifies an individual to be a jointhogger.

Yo Noddy pass the Joint already, you’re joint hogging again!Fuckin Drugger is a Shaolin smoker.

by NotsoA September 8, 2025

Lincoln Hog

When 4 or so guys lay down in a Lincoln log style and blow each other.

I walked in an the 4 dudes from the party were Lincoln hogging.

by ECOUTDOORSMAN March 16, 2023

Bog Hog

A penis that has been inserted into an anus.

Check out my Bog Hog Slampig Blog: Several bitches getting 'utted in the 'ussy

by anonymous May 25, 2025