hog long

a form of measurement used to described things comparably in hog length.

"how long is your snowboard?" "oh about hog long"
"hog long is this pork going to take to cook?"

by FGsupport September 2, 2011

Good hog day

When you wake up, or you look in your pants and your meat looking good, like a good hair day you know??

Guy 1 “This morning I woke up and took a piss, and it was a good hog day, girth on ten I tell you”

Guy 2 “oh it must be a late spring then huh?”

Guy 1 “dude that’s ground hog day”

by Skiiiiiiisisisi November 21, 2025

Hog howlin

Cat calling a chick simply by exposing your hog and shaking it around.

Dude, let's go hog howlin around the strip club.

by Thecatchersmit July 18, 2016

HOGGED

When your profile picture in discord hog.jpeg.

I am Hogged in discord

by Hog.jpeg April 15, 2022

scald the hog

To have hot sex in a place other than bed, particularly if you are using some kind of manufactured sex device to help achieve the goal.

It's too hot and loud in this bar. Want to go outside and scald the hog on the swingset?

by dalhart February 25, 2015

Gutter Hog

A fat slutty girl known for being the neighborhood tramp.

Yo man if you ever need it you know Shondra is totally a gutter hog, just make sure you wrap up.

by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 22, 2020

crack-hog

Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.

"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."

by Pandy Orter April 14, 2004