A Tinder strategy in which you match with overweight women with attractive facial features, seduce them, add them on Snapchat and the Gram, and wait to see if they eventually lose enough weight to smash. Especially effective on women who have recently had kids and are losing baby weight. Tactic is not to be used on thick women, who should be smashed as soon and as hard as possible.
1. I hog tagged this heffer who said she 'likes to run and work out,' but it looks like she's only lost 5 pounds... I'll check back on her next year.
2. Damn girl, those stretch marks are fire... I'm starting to love hog tagging.
2. Damn girl, those stretch marks are fire... I'm starting to love hog tagging.
by SDIII April 26, 2019
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"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."
by frosty pete January 3, 2025
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When Jeff plays minecraft, he likes to build cunning traps around mob spawners to trap other players. What a xp hog.
by zombieman132 October 18, 2013
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Gosh, your friend is quite the Hog Mother. I caught her flicking her nipples thrice this week.
Gosh, your friend is quite the Hog Mother. I caught her flicking her nipples thrice this week.
by Micky123 October 9, 2013
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"That podcast was just a bunch of hogs complaining about DEI and how society doesn’t value 'real men' anymore."
by aspháragos January 28, 2025
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