The free mason

A sex position in which your legs together make the free mason sign: it’s like scissoring but patriotic
I got a parking ticket today, so I made it up to my country by doing the free mason with my wife
by That bottom bitch November 06, 2020
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Free-hosing

When you let it hang out and are just continuously pissing, not holding it in. When you've freed willy and just want to let the hose flow.
"Oh my god, did you see Larry the other night? he was free-hosing it!"
by bussypee August 22, 2022
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free the seed

She felt him free the seed deep inside her hot pussy
by naazzaan January 13, 2018
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free booger

An act of giving free blowjobs to men at no charge
Andy : YOOOO I could really use a free booger right now
Girl : Sure lets go
by goldenponyboy August 14, 2020
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Pussy free

When a man has been deemed not worthy of pussy and especially not allowed to breed.
Members of the raceplay community have deemed that black men should be pussy free.
by Sailorguy 85 April 04, 2022
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free exercise

Any exercise you don't have to pay a membership for.
Jas: dude, wanna go to the YMCA after work and catch some stairmaster action?

Jes: no thats okay I took the stairs to work today.

Jas: but, but why I didn't know the elevator was broken..

Jes: because it's free exercise you douche.
by j4jes October 04, 2008
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Illusion of Free Will

According to Nietzsche’s psychoanalysis, freewill might only be just an illusion. A trick of the mind.

Animals and humans have genes that partially predetermine how they act. But it is really thoughts and beliefs that guide people.
Illusion of Free Will- like Buridan’s Ass which states that an Ass that is equally hungry and equally thirsty will both die of either starvation or thirst if water and food are kept at a same distance but in completely different directions if the Ass can only choose from two. Even if the ASS walks the same way to curb their thirst or hunger, it ends up dying of either thirst or hunger because it can only fulfill one need and not the other. Because the animal acts on instinct it is unable to make a rational decision and distinction and can only go to one option.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 03, 2020
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