Eli

Probably smart, but also fucking ugly. Can give good advice. You might be an Eli. Most Eli's are scared of women.

Person 1: I can't remember how a jet engine works.
Person 2: I'll call Eli...

by Rd4rtg September 5, 2023

Eli

Wont make it to senior year

Eli smokes a lot she won’t make it to senior year

by Dawidiodjddhskksjd October 3, 2023

Eli

a person who shows up without warning or has the nickname of Queen Barbie Eliza

Don't be a useless Eli.

by SecretsareDead August 1, 2023

Eli

The name of the realest mf you'll ever meet.

Eli is my best friend. I love him.

by d1a7a August 2, 2023

Eli

A guy who follows a bunch of bitches he doesn’t know and talks out of his ass.

Eli: “AH” on girls post

In my brain: You don’t even know the girl.

by a person with that name duh August 6, 2023

elyse

a very beautiful, smart, kind girl

elyse😍😍😍
I agree with you

by nyxettizm August 10, 2023

eli special

an “eli special” is a reference to last minuet or after hour orders.

you have worked a long day, during closing or when just arriving home. Eli calls you. he says “hey man are you still at the shop? we just got a order going out to …. “ this is what is known as a Eli special

by user852013 April 4, 2024