Bum Mexican

A Pre-watershed version of an "Arse Bandit"

James: Is he a...you know...

Dave: A what?

James: An "Bum Mexican"?

Dave: What are you? 10 years old?

by Dohertylives May 20, 2008

Bummed in the face

Phrase from a joke by Ross Noble from his show Fizzy Logic
Telling you to never have a bum faced child because when they get embarrassed a baboon my take a liking to them. Resulting in the child being bummed in the face.

"The child's being bummed in the face!"

"Bummed in the face?"

"Yes, bummed in the face!"

by .E August 14, 2009

Bread Bum

a person with a lack of a bum or a flat bum than mimicks that of a slice of bread which is thinly sliced - therefore the person having a Bread Bum

"Rehh, that girl's peng"
"Yeah, but she be having some bread bum though"

by emekaisyourfriend July 15, 2009

Bum Hum

Something that "hums" (stinks) which also comes from your bum. i.e farting..guffing, trumping...bottom vapours!!!

"Hey what's that awful smell"

It's Andy...he's got bum hum!

by BFREASH February 17, 2010

Bum Dangle

Also known as a dingle berry, clinkers and chug nuts.
Dried poo chunks stuck in ones bum hair!

These bum dangles are really pulling on my bum hair.

by Scary Mary2 January 20, 2007

bum magnet

An person whom is attracted to people that have no purpose in life, No education, No job, No money, homeless who wants to live off of others.

Your just a Bum Magnet , if your current boyfriend has nothing to offer you ,but sex, And your ex boyfriend is your deadbeat baby daddy.

by Thesexy1 March 22, 2016

Bum spider

Where a clump of poo gets stuck to your anal hair. You grab hold of said poo and pull it until it is removed. The poo takes with it a number of anal hairs during the removal which when placed in the palm of your hand looks like a spider. This is now a bum spider and can be used to chase your mates around and you will get similar reactions as if it was a normal spider.

Look at the size of this bum spider I just took out of my ass crack.

by Northern1000 January 9, 2018