catching a beat

(v) male masturbation; beating off, jacking off

"I was catching a beat yesterday and my mom totally caught me."

by RoraApple April 20, 2009

beat down

The beating of someone with your dick.

I just beat down Stacy.

by Nicky Gizzle July 5, 2007

Beat out

where a guy is put out of a gang by being beat up. The beating is much worse than being beat in.

John's in intensive care. He was beat out by the gang.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009

Smell a beating

When you hear a sibling or another child speak in a tone toward an authority figure in which you can sense/feel that they are about to get an ass beating of a life time.

Jerry- I HATE YOU BITCH
ME- “I smell a beating”

by StaplesXD July 9, 2022

heat beat

A heat beat usually takes place in a porta potty where it is very hot and or humid. The heat does cause an immense amount of trouble while trying to get hard. But to complete a heat beat is an immense accomplishment.

Hey dude I'm gonna go to the porta potty for a heat beat. See you in 20 or 30 minutes.

by Mr. Burgundy February 5, 2018

beat the mess

Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.

Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!

by MirrorChaser January 14, 2015

Beat Muncher

A Beat Muncher is a person who solely munches on beats, no matter what time of day and no matter where they are. Typically into Breakbeats, Ghetto Funk and Hip Hop.

Beat Munchers are often found near speakers, preferably big ones, however small ones may have to suffice.

Beat Munchers despise all music that does not have a big beat and heavy bassline. I.e Pop music, RnB, and Classical.

"Oi, you fucking Beat Muncher, put some Shania Twain on."

or

"Im not just a Beat Muncher and I'll prove it!"

or

"I wish that fucking Beat Muncher would play something different!"

by Skribblahh April 20, 2012