The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
Get the Canadian battle helmetmug. by Geebygeebs January 17, 2015
Get the pigeon battlemug. An ability that only Greninja from the Pokémon Sun/Moon demo have. In gen 7 when a Greninja with this ability knocks out a Pokémon it will become Ash-Greninja, this transformation also makes Water Shuriken stronger, raising it to 20 base power and making it guaranteed to hit 3 times. In gen 9 Greninja no longer becomes Ash-Greninja and it will instead raise Greninja's attack, special attack, and speed under the same conditions. Greninja with this ability are also always male, cannot breed, and shiny locked.
by Joe Mama from Houseparty September 19, 2024
Get the Battle Bondmug. A duel of 2 people, where the 2 people both jerk off like crazy into one of them busts. The first person to bust looses.
by OKOKOKOKOKLALALALALALALA May 11, 2025
Get the jerk battlemug. A form of competitive gooning, edging, or mutual masterbation between 2 competitors. The rules are generally as follows: Each player starts with a pool of hit points. Then a category is chosen. The athletes then take turns sending one another material, usually images that match the category with the intent of sexually arousing their opponent. The opponent then rates the image on a scale of 1-10 in terms of how much the image sexually arouses them. The number the gooner rates the image is subtracted from the gooner's overall hit points. Both competitors must be edging the whole time. If one of these athletes rates an image either an 8, 9, or 10, in addition to losing the hit points, the gooner is punished typically in the form of a publicly humiliating act, usually in a dedicated humiliation punishment discord channel. The battle ends when someone either runs out of hit points, or is brought to premature orgasm, and the loser is subject to a particularly bad humiliation punishment agreed to at the beginning of the 8/9/10 battle. The 8/9/10 battle requires honesty about your arousal and due to the fear of lying, alternate rules that include a third party judge to rate the images can be used.
Hey Greg, I challenge you to an 8/9/10 battle, the category is frames from the Ghostbusters franchise.
by OldF4therTime May 30, 2025
Get the 8/9/10 Battlemug. A popular Roblox game made by "Bucket Bastard" which is heavily inspired by The Battle Cats.
You have an base and you must destroy the enemy base without your base getting destroyed using your units that cost money which you generate over time.
This game also has an group called "tumore" and there's an community that goes by the name of "tumorians".
These tumorians all seem to want something called "tumored battler" and "tumored trowel battler" for mostly flexing and clearing other difficult stages.
There's also an very rare unit called "golden hammer battler" which the tumorians seem to want the most, but its
also the hardest one to obtain, only obtainable by reporting an game breaking bug to the owner or winning an "gamenight".
You have an base and you must destroy the enemy base without your base getting destroyed using your units that cost money which you generate over time.
This game also has an group called "tumore" and there's an community that goes by the name of "tumorians".
These tumorians all seem to want something called "tumored battler" and "tumored trowel battler" for mostly flexing and clearing other difficult stages.
There's also an very rare unit called "golden hammer battler" which the tumorians seem to want the most, but its
also the hardest one to obtain, only obtainable by reporting an game breaking bug to the owner or winning an "gamenight".
Person 1: Do you guys play The battle bricks?
Person 2: Yea I do.
Person 1: Do you have tumored battler???
Person 2: No i don't.
Person 1: Haha imagine having no tumored battler noob!!!!
Person 2: :(
Person 3: Shut up I got tumored trowel battler and you don't!!!!
Person 1: :((((((
Person 2: Yea I do.
Person 1: Do you have tumored battler???
Person 2: No i don't.
Person 1: Haha imagine having no tumored battler noob!!!!
Person 2: :(
Person 3: Shut up I got tumored trowel battler and you don't!!!!
Person 1: :((((((
by Mosknight March 15, 2024
Get the The battle bricksmug. by BurhanEBilgen January 18, 2023
Get the Battle Pillarsmug.