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Stoner

Stoner is someone who packs a bowl, lights it, smokes it, then gets online and looks up the definition of the word stoner on a funny website. Then decides to add their own meaning as well, laughing hard af the entire time thinking “this shit actually relates to me”.
You, you are a stoner
by It’s okay I’m stoned too November 30, 2019
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Stoner's Burial

A stoner's burial is when you break a piece you have to roll a joint and blow it into the broken pieces.
I had to have a Stoner's Burial last night, man.
by Sh1t b1rd June 23, 2017
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Stoner

A person who’s smokes blunts, bongs, and bowls daily
That guys is such a stoner
by Reetspanker December 20, 2018
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diamond stoner

Diamond stoner was in ma house last night
by Sjakakowwlamm December 12, 2017
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Stoner Boner

1. Stoner boner is when you craving some loud ass tree

2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you
1. “aye nigga I got a Stoner Boner let’s cop some tree
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “
by Muñañyo March 4, 2021
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stoner search

The wandering search of a stoned person looking for food or trying to accomplish a task, often ending in forgetting what they were searching for.
Where did Jessie go? "She's off on a stoner search for oreos and forgot what she was doing. We might have to find her..."
by cmike April 14, 2022
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Stoner memory

when a pothead begins to have/maintain very poor memory
Friend 1: bro what happened yesterday?
friend 2: were u off the za?
friend 1: hell yeah

friend 2: yeah that’s that stoner memory
by fareedaaly May 11, 2022
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