A Porpoise Wave is the act in which each time the Porpoise jumps up and lands back into the water represents the dick, and the splash it makes represents her squirt.
by Abs0lut3 January 21, 2023
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Male 1: Dude, what's up? What did you do last night?
Male 2: Rode the Wave of Mutilation with Cassandra!
1: Dude... Nice.
Male 2: Rode the Wave of Mutilation with Cassandra!
1: Dude... Nice.
by JewngerBreadMan July 17, 2018
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Did you hear about the idiots who went down to the beach to see yesterday's Tsunami? I think we need a Darwin Wave to take care of them.
by Nick the Evil February 28, 2010
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