Floor Money

Money (especially coins) one would find on the floor in public places. See also: finders keepers

The best form of passive income would be to collect floor money.

by Original Orangutans September 25, 2020

Floor lying-down

The way to relax. Do it. Just do it.

“I be on the floor lying-down during an existential crisis”

by xioriz June 3, 2024

dancin pon che dance floor

Dancing on the Dance floor- made famous by the ska band The Toasters from New York in the song dancin

We dancin pon che dance floor

by skankinpunk47 August 3, 2010

Floor

Floor ,an acronym for fucking lots of omnipotent raptors , meant only for the basketball players

Hey bro floor the boys yet ?

Yeah I floor that night

by Gegga9000 June 26, 2019

floor gum

When you cum on the floor and make the bitch lick it up.

I heard she's into some kinky shit.
Yeah I heard she liked floor gum.

by Kaden Streitenberger April 23, 2021

Floor Time

The use of lying or sleeping on the floor to reduce feelings of anxiety or overwhelm.

Dave got home from a social event and decided to get some floor time to collect himself afterward.

by Floor Time February 3, 2025

Floor Monkey

Anyone who works at the front lines of an organization. At a bank, it would be the tellers. At a service organization it would be those who deal directly with clients or customers. Floor monkeys can of course be well paid if they are, for example, at a large multinational corporation where they make sure computer servers are up and running properly, make sure a company's invoices are paid on time or provide information, reports or expert knowledge to business-to-business clients. Essentially, they are at the bottom of the organizational pyramid and rarely if ever have direct reports.

John and I are both floor monkeys at work. If were weren't there to keep things running management would be screwed. I don't think they even know what we do.

My boss always has his head in the clouds, if it weren't for us floor monkeys this company would grind to a halt and all of the "organizational goals" would be irrelevant

by jdogg00 June 27, 2015