Your mom

Cool person

Your mom is so cool

by jecjec21 January 8, 2020

Your mom

The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.

Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies

Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”

by Prepare thy anus January 26, 2020

I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.

If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020

your mom

your mom is my mom

your mom is a person that takes care of you

by ruben v January 30, 2020

That's what your mom said when you were born

You say this when someone insults you.

"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."

by maxico February 7, 2020

your mom

she one fatass bitch that can't get off her ass bruh

damn, your mom fat as fuck dawg.

by realniggatalk! April 2, 2020

your mom

your mom is a joke i guess i dont rly know

"what are you doing" " your mom"

by bitch ass hoes April 24, 2020