Dymo Twin Turbo

A label maker that can print two labels at a very high speed at the same time.

Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.

Oh fuck, Jay's bot himself tangled in the Dymo Twin Turbo again. One per bollock.

by Randall McNally III October 24, 2023

twin teleps

When you and a friend have the same thought at the same time.

You and a homie are smokin a blunt and both of you say "damn my mouth is dry" out loud at the same time. twin teleps

by xTETRODOTOXINx March 14, 2015

Twin paradox

When one identical twin calls the other one ugly; is she really calling herself ugly?

“Solchelys said that her twin sister Solrelys is butt ugly, but she looks just like her? It’s that twin paradox.”

by Huh 2020 November 03, 2019

Palmer twins

This is a round about way of referencing masturbation. The Palmer twins refer to a person's two hands, which he would use to stroke his manhood. Not sure if it would be used as a term for women

After watching some porn, he decided to pay a visit to the Palmer twins.
The Palmer twins never complain when I'm in the mood for sex...

by Magnum0970 May 17, 2016

Twin-zoned

Like being friend-zoned but instead being thought of as a twin.

Omar: I have feelings for you Isobel.
Isobel: I have always thought of you more as a twin.
Omar has now been twin-zoned.

by Turkey Dinosaur May 02, 2018

Mass twinning

A form of twinning involving multiple people being transformed into a copy of someone else, as compared to just a single person. This is the most common form of twinning as it's used in media

I hope there's a mass twinning apocalypse soon because I can't deal with this shit anymore

by Bambianca January 05, 2024

Twin A & B

Twin A is the leader of Twin B she/he is needed in the real world and will be together forever because that's love and you never betray them Twin B can be mean though but Twin A is the leader but Twin B has possiblity of being her/his self while Twin A stands in crowd Twin B stands out and they like dancing mostly all the time but the most important thing is they fight but still love each other and forever will

Twin A & B will stick together no matter what

by @its0nly1eishaa August 14, 2018