Tube

South African slang word common amongst Indian teenagers. This is the name given to a personal assistant similar to a House Elf. These lesser individual's sole existence is to follow your every command in order to remain some what relevant. Tubes may serve a master by choice but it is very common to find a tube that has been made a tube by force.

Tubes may carry out multiple tasks such as:

Buying and delivering food

Providing master with homework answers

And many more mundane tasks

I want a powerade but I'm too tired to walk.

Dude, just send your tube

by Dhivahn Moodley November 20, 2018

Philippian tubes

Where Greek babies came from "way back when".

If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

Tube-Church

The process of exchanging worms of the anus through the contact of one bum to another.

C Money was tube-churching K-Raw last night when Dude Baby was beating up his girlfriend, God Warrior Baby.

by god warrior baby November 3, 2010

Tube Nautique

A usually very large, but always very expensive wake or surf boat, that's never used for anything except playing loud music. Might pull a kid on a tube. Or annually at best, an intoxicated adult or two.

Don't worry about making a wake on those boaters. That Tube Nautique isn't doing anything.

by iseverypseudoymnusedup August 30, 2023

Tube-Rake

The mouth of an intimate partner where at least 3 of the top front teeth are missing leaving a gap big enough for them to put their teeth on the pubic bush and slide their teeth down in a raking motion until the gums contact the tube (slang for penis) without the teeth ever contacting the tube (slang for penis).

I hooked up with this cougar the other night and thought it was weird when she popped out her dentures until she gave me a Tube-Rake that didn't even come close to leaving a mark on my hog.

by milpoolSK April 24, 2023

You tube trained

to be taught a skill or talent by You Tube videos.

I was you tube trained by several Spanish chefs to cook Spanish Paella.

by cs3willy January 30, 2012

Tube stroker

Ahh you’ve stumbled apon a wild pack of tube strokers. You are jealous as you watch them smoke cigarettes and drink ice cold refreshments.

Otherwise known as “ stove pipe boys”
These creatures are known for playing spades and straight chillin.

0311- “ look at those tube strokers, doing jack shit”

0331- “ ya man this is bullshit i shoulda been a fucking 41”

by Steeeel pain March 8, 2020