toilet mint

To be in the act of prairie dogging. But while in the act, to take a mint and stick it in your anus. When done shitting, ravage through the mess to find the mint. Proceed to eat it. Also resulting in a nicely scented toilet.

Dude, last night was awesome! I decided to toilet mint, and stuck the mint in my sister's mouth!

by bmeclass May 6, 2010

Toilet Pimp

1. Someone who purposefully 'pimps' their toilet to achieve their maximum seepage discharge rate.

"Oh no! I am constipated! I'll have to pimp my toilet!"

by Fish Plops November 17, 2004

toilet dundee

When you take or snapshot a photo of your friend or family taking a shit. It is not a toilet dundee unless they think someone is breaking into the bathroom. Toilet dundee's have been around for centuries, as the mark of the beggining in dan yi's bathroom, contributing to shammings in college parties all around America.

DAMN, did u see carloses toilet dundee? He had a towel over him and he thought someone was breaking into the bathroom!

by dunghyung January 23, 2008

Toilet Pony

A dirty girl who likes to fornicate. She can be hot, but still disgusting.

That toilet pony asked me to terd on her when I beat it.

by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010

Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.

Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!

by Merpish Man April 26, 2020

toilet turkey

The third after Thanksgiving dinner.

I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!

by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017

Toilet Toddler

The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.

I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.

by Firebreathingrubberducky May 29, 2017