chocolate tears

When you're sad and you think of something you love to feel better.

John: I was crying about my math grade until I thought about the pizza I'm getting for lunch.
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!

by itssojuvia October 7, 2021

white tears

when a man takes his penis and cums in a womens eye balls. this is also sometimes called cum drops

last night gary gave me white tears

by cum_mums October 16, 2021

tearing the cabbage

tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.

sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean

by 0hn0ghostie July 27, 2021

Jew Tears

: mix drink consisting of Manischewitz cream peach kosher blush wine, Yaegermeister, a salt rim and a flick of ash from a cigarette.

“Hey bar keep get this Alter Noyef a glass Jew tears for his shizer”

by Abezhibit August 1, 2021

Cowboy Tears

Male semen, produced by gay white cowboys.

Dude you're pulling so hard you're gonna make me shed some cowboy tears.

by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022

buffalo tears

it's basically fake tears, and it's most likely used by drama queens.

billy: oh god, emma's crying buffalo tears again..

by dagr8estgamer February 26, 2022

Ghost Tears

The act of masturbating two men until both ejaculate into your open eyes.

Bruce forgot his costume so we gave him ghost tears.

by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021