Suck-monster

An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.

Otherwise known as a "Simone".

Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!

Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.

by Nutritionfacts July 27, 2009

alex sucks

When somone is named Alex and he is actually good at every single game, but you scream at him and say "ALEX SUCKS" to piss him off

alex sucks-"Alex you fucking suck how did you die to that kid?"-when the kid is the best on their team
When somone is named Alex and he is actually good at every single game, but you scream at him and say "ALEX SUCKS" to piss him off

by jpthebest December 23, 2020

SUCK TIDDIE

LIKES ALL THINGS DARK. HE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. HE GIVES YOU POWER WHEN YOU PRAY TO HIM. “OUR SUCK TIDDIE GOD.”

PERSON 1: DO YOU SUCK TITTIES?
PERSON 2: I’M NOT SAYING NO.
PERSON 3: SO YOU SUCK TITTIES? LET’S MAKE THAT A THING.

LIKES ALL THINGS DARK. HE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. HE GIVES YOU POWER WHEN YOU PRAY TO HIM. “OUR SUCK TIDDIE GOD.”

by CVHCGVBHXJSUHCGHJX October 7, 2019

sucks for us

Denotes we will suffer for this, we are taking a loss, or we are at a disadvantage. Connotes someone else or others are benefiting from this, garnering a win, or obtaining an advantage.

Of course, that sucks for us. Our property taxes will increase, and we have to put up with new neighbors who make poor purchase decisions.

by Frank Zircona November 11, 2010

soft sucking

The act of sucking a chip until it's soft so no one knows you're the dick eating the chips.

Brad didn't want his friends to know he had Pringles so he was soft sucking in the back of the car

by Breadtime April 9, 2015

suck on a straw

To be uesd when a person is annoying you, arguing with you, or dare to talk to you when you don't feel much like cussing anyone out.

John: You love Nick, don't you?
Me: Pfft, no.
John: Yeah, you do.
Me: GRR. Go suck on a straw, John.

Cheating-Ex-Boyfriend: Hey, Jaz. What's -
Me: GO SUCK ON A STRAW!!!

by JaztheCatDemon January 11, 2009

suck washer

A phrase for areola.

Look at the suck washers on that gal.
She has suck washers the size of Jupiter.

by Digitalsoftail July 25, 2007