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Stanley Steamer

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.
My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.
by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017
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Irving steamer

Live stream of someone shitting in Irving Texas
Twoinch Punnescheer gave the world an Irving Steamer.
by BustedAssRanch July 21, 2022
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Cleveland Steamer

The act of taking a shit on a female sex partner's chest.
I laid a huge Cleveland steamer on that slut's tits last night. Call 1-800-STEEMER Cleveland Steemer makes it cleaner.
by SpoogeBob CumPants March 6, 2021
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LP Steamer

When you engage in casual sex with a Baltimorean and they hit you upside the head with a crab cracker, leave a steamy dump on your chest, and season you with old bay.
Met this girl at Ottobar who took me to LP Steamers, I had to take 3 showers to get rid of the smell!
by lpsteamer March 12, 2024
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Pittsburgh Steamer

Play on the famous term Cleveland Steamer. When the Pittsburgh Steelers let another team beat them so bad it's like the other team took a dump on their chest and rolled around in it.
by Denver Donkey January 15, 2024
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New York Steamer

The male in the relationship takes a poop on their partners chest. Then they stomp on it and the partner licks it off like ice cream.
by TinyTerry August 24, 2025
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The Smitty Steamer

Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.
Landy walked in on Chrissy giving Grimmer The Smitty Steamer
by Benjii Richards March 7, 2008
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