A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
by epausti December 7, 2023
Get the Kansas Steamermug. Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, this involves someone defecating on their sexual partner’s chest after consuming large quantities of corn.
by BornEnigma December 25, 2023
Get the Omaha Steamermug. The male in the relationship takes a poop on their partners chest. Then they stomp on it and the partner licks it off like ice cream.
by TinyTerry August 24, 2025
Get the New York Steamermug. When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"
by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022
Get the My Little Pony Steamermug. Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.
by Benjii Richards March 7, 2008
Get the The Smitty Steamermug. by Dirty Sheets August 23, 2016
Get the penrose steamermug. When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up
Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off
by buster903 October 16, 2010
Get the Marie Calender Steamermug.